The rules are easy as pie. I know rules are a drag so ill make this short and sweet and easy to follow.
You must link us back. I don't care if you didn't like your review. You must still have our link up even after it. We’re going to start enforcing this much much more from now on. Ever heard of the black book? Well if you don’t have a link up ill not only give your name to the black book I’ll make sure all of the review sites on there know to watch out for you. I’m sorry but I put time into your review and when I don’t get any credit I get pissed off. Wouldn’t you get pissed off too?
If you didn't like your review, you can request a Re-Review. In this case ill assign a different person. Or you can try and change what the other review recommended and ask for them again. however this will be done when the reviewer has time. You’ll go on the bottom of the list-automatically- You had once chance and maybe you didn’t like what you got? Fine, but its going to be when we have time.
I don't like little secret passwords but I guess I have to do this- when assigning the guest book or notes telling us you would like a review include something along the lines of "Ice cream can be used in a lot of ways….or ice cream for dummies…something with ice cream" I don’t care if you tell me you favorite flavor or ice cream for dummies. Or ice cream 101. This has nothing to do with the site, so many sites have something that totally matches them read below we do and don’t.
You may request a reviewer, but if they have MANY requests ill even it out. Please don't be mad if I'm forced to do this. It'll help everyone and the reviewer too. We don't want to drive them into the ground with reviews until they die.
Other than that you’re on your merry way to request.
Ya know lets add another thing- We...erm or I spend our time slaving away (not really, just a tad more dramatic than it really is) reviewing your diary and putting 100% into it. So a little "thank you" or "thanx" or even " i really loved what you had to say" or just a little thing letting us know that you appreciate the time that we put into it. It might not mean a lot to you, but its like the world for us. Since we don’t charge to give reviews thats what we look forward to. Some people do it naturally others don’t. Its not required, but if you'd be so kind. It only takes 2.5 seconds to write "thanx" and to post it.
I’m now going to enforce something else, I don’t care if you type like a five year old but not even they type “ tyPEe Lyke DiS” I wont tolerate that and I wont have my reviewers be put to that amount of torture. Cussing with us is fine if it justifies, if it doesn’t we’re taking off points in all categories that we can.
Thank you for following our rules, it means a lot to us to know that you took the time to read them.
Double-H-Reviews Management Team
Revised on Dec 18 2004
